Creature-Nites of Ohio
As seen on CNN and reported on by the Associated Press, the CREATURE-NITES OF OHIO burst onto the national scene in 1989.

Causing controversy at exhibitions and film festivals alike, these bizarrely humorous docu-dramas highlight the life and times of ten species of hybrid animal creations...all found within the diverse environments of Ohio.

There's the sleepy-eyed Chuckduckelope, a peculiar cross between a woodchuck, an antelope and a duck. Naturally inclined toward laziness, it seldom leaves its burrow. But when provoked, it can accelerate to speeds of fifty miles per hour.

With radar-like hearing and acutely focused eyesight, the Jackalstag is one of the regions champion hunters...and lovers. Unlike many related species, which mate for life, it finds a multitude of partners and virtually procreates at will.

And consider the comic-tragedy of the Kiddie Kats. Docile and affectionate, Kiddie Kat is the perfect alternative to careless dogs and costly children. Kiddie Kat II, however, has become the scourge of modern society. Aggressive and combative, it makes its way through the squalor and turmoil of our darkest urban underbellies.

CREATURE-NITES OF OHIO is a darkly humorous look at a future not so far away. This video is the original, uncut program created by the Paternite family of artists. Out of circulation for many years, it is now available for the first time on VHS home video. Although it's captivating the imaginations of children and adults alike, parental review is advised.

Creature-Nites of Ohio